It's PANCAKE DAY tomorrow... Hanar Style.

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It's PANCAKE DAY tomorrow... Hanar Style.

Post by ElSuperGecko on Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:42 pm

This one puts four tablespoons of processed bleached wheatgrain powder and a pinch of sodium chloride in a bowl.

This one beats two avian ovums together with half a pint of fresh bovine lactation, then adds slowly to the bowl, whisking all the time until it is perfectly blended and smooth.

This one then liquifies some high-fat congealed bovine lactation in a shallow frying pan over a high thermal setting.

This one add the wheatgrain/ovum/lactation mixture to the pan, allowing it to flow around the base of the pan until it is completely covered.

Once the mixture solidifies and caramelises, this one indulges in a quaint aerodynamic gesture which reverses the position of the mixture and allows the other side to caramelise thoroughly. This technique may lead to spillage and mild epidermal burning if due care and attention is not observed.

This one slides the cooked mixture onto a plate, tops with artificially preserved citrus extract and refined sucrose, and bids you consume with gaiety and enjoyment.

Next week, this one will prepare and carbonise decomposing bovine flesh to satisfactory human culinary standards.

warning - recipes not suitable for Dextro-based lifeforms

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Post by ElSuperGecko on Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:44 pm

Also - considering this week sees Valentine's Day, and one of the easter eggs on Firebase: Vancouver was (iirc) a heart-shaped box of chocolates, what are the odds we get a Valentine's Day challenge and/or the Multiplayer DLC?

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Post by DoomsdayDevice on Mon Feb 11, 2013 5:46 pm

This one is drooling!

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Post by BlueLogic on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:02 pm

This one anticipates next week's carbonization with excitement! This one's olfactory sensors will be delighted with the bovine flesh preparation. This one is unworthy!

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