THe Citadel DLC Joke Archive, for when we are feeling down and need something to cheer us up, or something.

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Post by BRAVO543211 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:24 pm

So let's get this started, let's try to list them chronologically, every time someone adds a joke I'll put it in this top post where it would fit.

Wrex:"Then how come everyone's always shooting at us?"
Tali:"I think it's mostly you Wrex. The bigger the target, the bigger...uh, target."
Wrex:"You're saying I gained weight?"
Liara:"It just means there's more of the legend to love"
Tali:Nods in agreement
Wrex: Growls

"He said, "I should go" do I sound like that?" -S
"As long as I known you, yeah" -W
"How come no one has told me this before, Im open to feedback here"-S
or Rene
"I say better things than that, sometimes I switch it up and say I have to go, or I need too leave now. Or I'll talk too you later, but never do, you got to leave them wanting something."

"Haha! I have always wanted to do this!" - Wrex
"You have always wanted to have a firefight in my CIC!?" - Shepard
"And it is not even my birthday!" - Wrex

"I always wondered what these supports were for."-James
"I'm sure it's exactly what the designers had in mind!"-Shepard

"Remove these items for immediate disposal, oh come on!"-Shepard
"He touched my hamster guys now this is personal, wait what about my fish, he better not touch my fish!"-Shepard
"I guess it's not important right now, but you guys don't understand. Just hold tight little guy"-Shepard

"Well that's kind of creepy"-Shepard

"I'm sorry we didn't shoot her"-Garrus

"Don't tell him he won't understand"-Zaeed
"tell me what?"-Shep "Well...."-Garrus "Now you're in for it"-Zaeed
"One man's glass fixture is another's explosive glass fixture."-Garrus

"Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building incinerator.That was a joke".-EDI



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Post by Ghost Of Kesak11 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:27 pm

Do we post links to youtube or do we quote it?

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Post by BRAVO543211 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:28 pm

Quotes, except for those so awesome you must hear them spoken.

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Post by Raistlin Majere on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:29 pm

Shepard and Wrex taking back the Normandy:

"Haha! I have always wanted to do this!" - Wrex
"You have always wanted to have a firefight in my CIC!?" - Shepard
"And it is not even my birthday!" - Wrex

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Post by Ghost Of Kesak11 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:34 pm

Ill quote from a youtube video then.

After party.
"Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building incinerator.That was a joke".-EDI

Locked in the cage thing:
"He said, "I should go" do I sound like that?" -S
"As long as I known you, yeah" -W
"How come no one has told me this before, Im open to feedback here"-S


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Post by Ghost Of Kesak11 on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:40 pm

Im not even going to try and quote this but when Tali pretends to be the ship.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FN-Ugs0SDVM

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Post by Lombus on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:40 pm

Wrex:"Then how come everyone's always shooting at us?"
Tali:"I think it's mostly you Wrex. The bigger the target, the bigger...uh, target."
Wrex:"You're saying I gained weight?"
Liara:"It just means there's more of the legend to love"
Tali:Nods in agreement
Wrex: Growls
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Post by Raistlin Majere on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:48 pm

Finally found something from Mordin and it is awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXQ6RkRh08Y


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Post by Lombus on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:54 pm

Shepard towards Ashley:"Know any poems about crying like a little girl?"

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Post by Prettz on Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:47 pm

"Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building incinerator.That was a joke".-EDI

uh EDI did not say "that was a joke" on my playthrough. pale

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Post by Raistlin Majere on Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:00 pm

Prettz wrote:"Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building incinerator.That was a joke".-EDI

uh EDI did not say "that was a joke" on my playthrough. pale

You have to talk to her a second time for the "that was a joke."

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Post by hukbum on Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:27 am

Grunt: "I'm sad hanars can't wear sweaters ..."

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Post by Ghost Of Kesak11 on Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:45 am

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Post by BRAVO543211 on Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:42 pm

"Uncle Urdnot is back, and he's bringing the boom!"-Wrex
"What is that some sort of catchphrase?"-Tali
"Try again."-Shepard

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Post by WeAreHarbinger on Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:50 pm

"It appears this drone is preparing to rebel" Javik gets me everytime.

"Shepard, your clone as entered the ship and is attempting to....."
"Crap"
"IM OK!"
"Really?"

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