Single Dayz
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Single Dayz
Valentine's Day is coming tomorrow, screw those people in loving fulfilling relationships. It's time for all da single ladiez and menz and others to get together, play risk, bitch, halo, xbox, cyber, etc. This is a holiday thread that will be relevant for one day.
smokingotter- Thorian Creeper
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Join date : 2013-01-07
Location : College Park, MD
Re: Single Dayz
You can be my wingman any day
RavenEyry- Praetorian
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Join date : 2013-01-08
Age : 31
Location : Lincoln, England
Re: Single Dayz
Is that bromance in the air?
MaximizedAction- Space Cow
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Join date : 2013-01-07
Age : 35
Location : Munich, Germany
Re: Single Dayz
I'm spending the day/weekend playing Pathfinder at a convention with friends.
Yep, I'm celebrating too >_>
Yep, I'm celebrating too >_>
Hrothdane- Scion
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Join date : 2013-01-07
Location : Irvine, CA
Re: Single Dayz
I know that feel, bro!
Yet another, average day! ;>
Yet another, average day! ;>
Maximus- Rampart Mech
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Join date : 2013-01-08
Age : 31
Location : Europe
Re: Single Dayz
My favorite love story is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Not the Disney shit, the brutally realistic novel. Here, let Cracked tell you how it goes.
Love doesn't conquer all. Love isn't all you need. Love leaves pain and death in its wake. Fuck you, love.
In the original, Esmeralda has three potential suitors waiting to bump uglies, while Quasimodo is just some deaf, ugly retard watching her from his tower. She makes it very obvious to our hero that she finds him a hideous mess but he's smitten. One of the suitors, Phoebus, shows up and has his way with her. He then gets stabbed in the back by Frollo, who pins the attack on Esmeralda.
Instead of setting her on fire, Frollo arranges to have her hung in the public square. Then at the last minute she is rescued by...
...Nobody. She just dies.
After her death, Quasimodo tosses Frollo off the top of the goddamn cathedral before he sneaks into Esmeralda's grave and curls around her body. He lays there like that until he eventually dies of starvation.
Love doesn't conquer all. Love isn't all you need. Love leaves pain and death in its wake. Fuck you, love.
Rifneno- Honey Badger
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