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Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:53 am

Because I've been asked to stop in the main thread.

Homer: Just remember what the instructor said!
Ski Instructor: If you're ever in trouble all you need to do is-
Flanders: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing! At! All!
Homer: Oh, stupid sexy Flanders!
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:56 am

Oh yes, greatest thread in the history of threads! Check out my tumblr for random screengrabs http://simpsonsscreenshotshowcase.tumblr.com/

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Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief. I've been expecting you.

Chief Wiggum: Is that so, Big Daddy? Well expect this: [draws gun] The arrest of you, by me. Big Daddy: New Orleans is my town. Nobody going to mess with me. I got interests, and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting.

Principal Skinner: Oh yeah? That makes two of us.

Big Daddy: You know, boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that, uh, blah! [throws Ralph at Wiggum and Skinner]

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:58 am

Granpa: My son is not a communist! He may be fat, stupid and a communist, but he's not gay!

Also from the same episode

Mr. Moe: Main power's down, backup power's down, we're down to mood lighting in here!
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by MaximizedAction on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:00 pm

(moved from the IT thread)

Homer: Lets just say he is barking up the wrong bush
Homers Brain: There it is Homer. The smartest thing you've ever said and no one around to hear it
Homer: D'oh!

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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:01 pm

Troy McClure: Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they'll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?

From-The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular

Great episode, one of my favs all-time, and its a clip show!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:02 pm

Here's one to match me3 IF it stays as it is

Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:04 pm

Marge: Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Skinner? [turns it on]

Skinner: Hmm. It's awfully loud.

Marge: Well, you can always take the motor out and use it as an ordinary tie rack. [does so]

Skinner: [scoffs] But now the ties are motionless, and those in back are virtually inaccessible. Well, it's a moot point, as I have only one tie to begin with. I believe I'll pass. [walks off] [pops head back] Have you sold that tie rack yet?

Marge: No.

Skinner: I'll take it.

Episode- Two Bad Neighbors

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by lex0r on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:06 pm

Homer: Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:08 pm

Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh-- [Homer pushes him and takes his bell]

Homer: Get lost! [rings the bell] Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!

Helen Lovejoy: He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!

Chief Wiggum: Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good! Let him march, boys. Let the man march!

Episode- Lisa the Iconoclast

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:08 pm

solidsnake78 wrote:
Episode- Two Bad Neighbors
Bush: Now, any questions?
*All hands go up*
Bush: Keep in mind that I've already explained about my hair.
*All hands go down*


Yes, you're tumblr brought that to mind. I recognize nearly every one of your screenies. With quote.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:08 pm

In the episode where marge is taken hostage during a bank robbery

Lou: Chief, it looks like there's a 64G in progress. (wiggum looks confused)
Lou: Armed robbery with a gun? [wiggum tilts his head to the side like a confused dog)
Lou: (draws an armed robber on his notepad)Come on, chief. You know this one.
Chief Wiggum: Oh, a shootie stealie. 

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:10 pm

More Wiggumisms!

"Scum, freezebag! Er, heh, I mean 'freeze scumbag'. You can't make this stuff up"
"Why are kids always fascinated by my forbidden closet of mystery?"
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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:11 pm

Milhouse: Everybody in town's got their story to tell.

Bart: There's just not enough time to hear them all.

Professor Frink: Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head [end credits start] uh, no wait, please no, please I have a funny story! I even wrote theme music! Professor Frink, Professor Frink. He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think. He likes to run and then the thing with the... um, person..... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.

Episode- 22 Short Films About Springfield

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:13 pm

solidsnake78 wrote:
Episode- 22 Short Films About Springfield
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?!?
Skinner: ...Yes.
Chalmers: ...Can I see?
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Post by Rosewind on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:13 pm

"We must move forward not backwards, backwards not forwards and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom."

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:15 pm

Rosewind wrote:"We must move forward not backwards, backwards not forwards and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom."
Dole/Kang: It doesn't matter which of us you vote for! Either way your planet is doomed! DOOMED!
Brockman: That was from senator Bob Dole earlier in a refreshingly frank interview.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:16 pm

RavenEyry wrote:More Wiggumisms!

"Scum, freezebag! Er, heh, I mean 'freeze scumbag'. You can't make this stuff up"
"Why are kids always fascinated by my forbidden closet of mystery?"

Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.

Episode- Cape Feare

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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:16 pm

RavenEyry wrote:
solidsnake78 wrote:
Episode- 22 Short Films About Springfield
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?!?
Skinner: ...Yes.
Chalmers: ...Can I see?

Skinner: No.

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Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:17 pm

solidsnake78 wrote:
RavenEyry wrote:
solidsnake78 wrote:
Episode- 22 Short Films About Springfield
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?!?
Skinner: ...Yes.
Chalmers: ...Can I see?

Skinner: No.
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: Just the northern lights mother!
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Post by skillz1986 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:17 pm

Flanders: "i've done everything the bible says...even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff"

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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:19 pm

RavenEyry wrote:
solidsnake78 wrote:
RavenEyry wrote:
solidsnake78 wrote:
Episode- 22 Short Films About Springfield
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?!?
Skinner: ...Yes.
Chalmers: ...Can I see?

Skinner: No.
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: Just the northern lights mother!

Chalmers: Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:27 pm

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles…

[the children laugh]
Martin: Dickety? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!

Episode- Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"

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Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:06 pm

Bart: I'm going out to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally!
Homer: Our son's a tutor.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Tute on son! Tute on!
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Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:12 pm

[On television, a monstrously strong Drederick Tatum exits a jail cell threateningly]

TV Announcer: Society put away Drederick Tatum for his brutal crime. But he's paid his debt, and now, he's going to get revenge... on Homer Simpson.

[a shot of Homer, staring blankly, and getting powerfully punched in the face by Tatum's boxing glove; Homer's head explodes and morphs into the words: "Tatum vs. Simpson: PAYBACK"]

Grampa & Bart: Yay!

Bart: Woo hoo!

Grampa: [to Maggie] That's your daddy.

Episode- The Homer They Fall

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Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:17 pm

Moe: You need to visualise your win!
*Enter fantasy*
Announcer: And Homer Simpson is the winner due to Tatum being felled by a heart defect moments before entering the ring!
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