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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:08 pm

From the episode "take my life please"

Homer finds out that he could have won a high school election back in the days and is convinced that his life would have turned out for the better if he had.

Lisa: Dad, just because you won a high school election doesn't mean your whole life would've been better.
Homer: That's exactly what it means! And Dondelinger took that life away from me. And the taking of a life is murder. And the punishment for murder is— well it varies from state to state and by race.
I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:05 am

[Lisa and Hugh get a ride in a taxi from the Otto Cab Company, driven by Joe Quimby, whose corruption has finally caught up to him as he has been kicked out of office]
Lisa: Hey, I remember you! Mayor Quimby, right?
Mayor Quimby: I, uh, er, uh, uh, no. Look at this license: Mohammed Jafar.
[Quimby's transistor goes off and he answers it. Otto Mann, now with short hair and wearing a business suit, is on other end]
Otto: Quimby, after this fare, get your indicted ass out to the convention center.
Quimby: [to himself] I cut the ribbon at that convention center.

Episode- Lisa's Wedding

Another from the same episode-

Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
Lisa: Hi, Dad! [hugs him]
Homer: I ate 7 pounds of fudge!
Lisa: Wow!
Homer: The man at the stand said it was a record.
Lisa: Wow! What else did you do, Dad?
Homer: I rode the teacups, then I got a little sick and I had to sit down. But then, I rode them again...

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