The hall of Master Blasters alternative IT speeches.

[Master Blaster]

Will post the first speech in 5 minutes.

[Master Blaster]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers: Sam's alternative speech.

Restrider: I can't speculate anymore MB.

MB: I know. It's all wrong. By right's we shouldn't be speculating. But we are. It's like in the old story telling Mr. Restrider. The ones that really mattered. Full of debates, and arguments there were. Sometimes you didn't want to know the truth because how couldthe end of ME3 make people happy. How could the ME fans go back to the way thing were when the ending of ME3 happened.

But in the end it's only a passing of the bad times even the bad writng must pass. The IT dlc will come, and when IT dlc is downloaded it will open they eyes of a lot of ME fans. Those are the things that stay with you forever. Even if you didn't understand at the time. But I think Mr. Restrider I under stand now. The ITers had lot's of chances to call Bioware bad writers only they didn't. They kept believeing because they had something to hold on to.

Restrider: What are we holding onto MB.

*MB puts his hand on Rest shoulders* That Bioware have been planing IT, and it's worth believeing in.

[Master Blaster]

The President ( Byne): Good morning.... Good morning.

*All ITers on the forum turn towards byne.*

The president: In less than an hour ITers from around the world will join here on this forum, and you again will be participating in the biggest reveal in the history of gaming. Gaming that should have a new meaning for all of us today. We can't be arguing over the endings anymore. We will be united in our commen intrest.

Perhapse faith is todaythat's it's March 6th, and you will once again take part in Destroying the Reapers. Not because you have to, or you feel cheated. But from ruining our hopes of ME3. We are fighting for proper clouser for ME to exsist, and should Bioware reveal IT on this day. March 6th will no longer be the day when Bioware became bad writers. For the day the ITers declare in one voice. WE WILL NOT SIT BY, AND FADE AWAY INTO THE NIGHT! WE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITH OUT BiOWARE EXPlAIN TO US ABOUT THE ENDINGS!

We are going to finish Shepard's story!

We going to finally move on!

TODAY is the day we celerbrate our ME's finale story of Shepard!

* ITers began to shout and cheer. Then they go off to got finish the fight.*

I was going to post this before the day of the dlc, but what the heck.

[Master Blaster]

Every single ITer including your friend MB is now an enemy of Bioware.Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.

Joking of coruse, but here is another one.

Hold your ground. Hold your ground sons of ITers, my brothers/ sisters. I see in your post the same fear that will take the heart from me. A day may come when good writing false, and when we forsake our friends, and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this. An hour of wolf when the age of ITers comes crashing dow. But it is not this day. This day we speculate.By all that you hold dear on this forum. I command you to stand as ITers of ME3.

[DoomsdayDevice]

I love it!!!

[BleedingUranium]

These are great MB, never stop doing them!

[Master Blaster]

BraveHeart alternative version of IT will be online in 15 minutes.

Star cast will be.

Rif/badger as William.
ITers the Scothish army.

[Master Blaster]

BraveHeart. Williams Alternative speech.

Rif/the Badger: Sons and daughters of IT. I am Rifneno the mighty.

ITer number 1: Rifneno is suppost to be a seven foot tall badger.

Rif/ the badger:Yes I heard. Bans trolls from the hundreds, and if he where here. He'll vaporize the trolls from his eyes, and shot Threser Maws from his as-s.

* ITers laugh*

Rif/badger: I am Rifneno the Mighty. And I see a whole buch of ITer here to stand up against the Catalyst logic/ the end. You have come here to speculate as ME fans.. ME fans you are. What will you do without clouser? Will you speculate?

*ITers begin to say no*

ITer number 2: Against the endings, plus the EC. No. We will leave Bioware, and never buy their games again, and we will forget ME and move on.

Rif/Badger: Yes speculate and you may get your hopes up, and forget ME and you will move on. At least for a little while. When playing your next game years many years from now. Would you be willing to trade all of those days, from this day and the next! For one chances! To come back here, and tell the Literalist/ trolls. That they can call us cults, zealots, and any other name, but they can not take away OUR HOPE IN IT!

* ITers shoute in glory, and begin to speculate*

[BansheeOwnage]

Awesome speeches MB. Keep it up. I would suggest editing a post to add them into one though.

[Hrothdane]

Excellent work, MB. I leave you with...The Touch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Excellent work, MB. I leave you with...The Touch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

You just flooded my mind with Transformers G1 memories!

[Steelcan]

Nice BraveHeart rendition

[Ghost Of Kesak11]

Nice. My favorite is the independence day speech.

[Steelcan]

Perhaps a version of David Wenham's speech at the end of 300

[Master Blaster]

Steelcan: He did not request for attention, or praises, or post of hate of Bioware, and ME. His wish was simple. Remember IT. He said to me.

* next scene shows the 300 ITer profiles on the BSN forever banned in that same spot.*

Steelcan That was his hope. If any commen sensed ME fan came across that place. In all the coming weeks to be. Hail all of our post, pm'ed even in ageless time. Go tell an ITer that passed by, that under IT law we held the line. And so my commander got banned, and my brothers and sisters got banned.

* Next scene shows Steelcan walking in rows of ITers telling the story of the brave 300.*

Steelcan: Barly a month ago. Long have I thought about my commanders talk of the reveal, time has proven it wise. For from BSNer to BSNer the post was spread. That Commander Byne, and his Brave 300. So far from their real life lives gave their time. Not just for Bioware/ ME, but to ALL. OF ThE ME FANS, and the promise his thread holds.


* Next scene Shows the RBH, Trolls, Controllers, and synthesisers gathering below to face the ITers, Destroyers, and Refusers plus the Lurkers that lurk IT.*

Steelcan: Now hear on this thread, ragged waste of a site Seival's Horde faces annialation! Just there the trolls cower. Pure fear covers their minds. Their post speechless, from the horrific they saw at the post, and words of the 300! Yet they stand across the forum at 10,000 ITers, commanding 30,000 Destroyers, Lurkers, and Refusers.

AHH- OOH!

ITers, Destroyers, Refusers, and lurkers: AHH-OOH! AHH-OOH! AHH-OOH!

Steelcan: The adversarys out number us 3 to 1. Good odds for any ITer,Destroyer,Refuser,and Lurker. This day we rescue a world from ignorince, and bad writing! And ushering a future of anything we can imagin.

* Steelcan put's on his helmet.*

Steelcan: GIVE THANKS EVERYONE FOR COMMANDER BYNE, AND HIS HEROIC 300! TO VICTORY!

* Every Iter, Destroyer, Refuser, and lurker charges.*

[DoomsdayDevice]

Epic!

[401 Kill]

*clapping*

This is great!

[Dwailing]

Ah Master, never change man, never change. This is great.

[dorktainian]

wow. epic......just........epic

[Steelcan]

Three thumbs up!

[NebuchadnezzaRT]

Keep up the good work bud haha this stuff made my day!

[Master Blaster]

Thank you everyone.

[dorktainian]

"During my lifetime I have dedicated myself to this struggle of the Human Race. I have fought against Reaper domination, and I have fought against Indoctrination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free Galaxy in which all species live together in harmony and with equal opportunities. It is an ideal which I hope to live for and to achieve. But if needs be, it is an ideal for which I am prepared to die."

based on a speech by nelson mendela

[Steelcan]

How about Theoden and Aragorn's exchange.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUx8T3Q-udE

Or

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oRlNECEL4Hk&feature=related

[symbowles]

It would be an insult to not include the speech from Miracle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwpTj_Z9v-c

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