The EA hate thread.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
* scene starts off as three gamers are walking into a EA game store, and are greeted by the president of EA
Gamers 2: This isn't good.
President of EA: You are not Bioware.
Gamer 2: What the fuck is this shit? Some kind of troll company?
PoEA: Ignorant gamers of nerds and geeks, you walk in my presents, shouting out in blasphemy, uneducated in understanding
.Gamer 2: I don't think this is a troll company.?
PoEA: There is a place that no mere gamer can understand, I am superior in every way, I am the president of EA.
Gamer 1:The President of EA isn't some troll company Bioware found, it's an actual EA overlord.
PoEA: EA Overlord, a label created by the op-seers that, wined as they complained about customer feed back. Over all what they labeled us in the end means nothing. We are just who we are.
Gamer 2: The op-posers vanished 50 thousand days ago, there is no way you could have been in charge that long.
PoEA: Gamers are nothing more than people who have no lives, they sit, and they play.We are intelligent, the pinnacle in gaming history, Next to us you are vermin, Your demise is imminent, We are the end of games.
Gamer 1: What ever it is you are after, it will not come to pass, I will make sure it does not happen.
PoEA: morons born from that of false promises, the system can not be stopped.
Gamer 3: System, what system?
PoEA: The system has always been around, longer than what your mind can handle, gamers are born, they see product of our trailers, they want it, they buy it, and they play it. And at the height of their game play, they are hand waved away. The op-seers were not the first to be hand waved away, they did not forum the hate site of EA, they did not create the I hate EA products. They merely bought up our products, and made them their own.
Gamer 1: Why would you build a hate sight, and I hate EA products and have someone spread the idea around?
PoEA: Your hate products are based on the games you saw as shit, our shit, by using those hate products, your fan base develops on the path way we want you to go. We enforce our projects to make the games look buy able, you gives us your money. You are here because we have deemed it so, and you will be sent away when we have no further use for you.
Gamer 3: they are milking us, letting us believe the game is good so when we buy it,we give them our money, and simply just hand wave us away!
Gamer 1: What the hell is it you want. Our thanks, and our backlash?
PoEA: My board members, and I are far above your pathetic mind. We are each a troll, free from telling the fans we don't give a shit. You can not even comprehend of our plans.
Gamer 1: Where did you originate from? What twisted organization created EA?
PoEA: We have no origin, we have no limits to what we can do, 5 years after you have given us all of your money, and stopped bitching about the shitty game, and blaming us for fucking it up we will prosper.
Gamer 1: Where are the other EA board member's? Are you the only one in charge?
PoEA: We are one in the same, the time for harvesting your money is coming, our lawyers will darken the courts with every court case against our shitty products, and our abuse in the gamers/ fans of that game. You can not fight this.
Gamer 1: Your just a virus and viruses can be eradicated.
PoEA: Your small talk is pathetic as is your mother, I am the Harbinger of your own demise. This conversation is over.
* President of EA summons a massive dark wave of energy and vanishes*
* ten seconds later*
Gamer 4: Gamer 1 we have a problem.
Gamer 1: What is it Gamer 4?
Gamer 4: That PoEA you were talking with, is calling all these lawyers that could bank rupt any gamer out there. i have no fucking clue what you did to cause for this to happen, but you better get out of the store fast.
Gamer 2: What do you want us to do Gamer 1?
Gamer 1: Let's trash this EA store to hell, and run like the wind.
Gamer 4: Alright Gamer 1 I will catch up with you there. Gamer 4 out.
Gamers 2: This isn't good.
President of EA: You are not Bioware.
Gamer 2: What the fuck is this shit? Some kind of troll company?
PoEA: Ignorant gamers of nerds and geeks, you walk in my presents, shouting out in blasphemy, uneducated in understanding
.Gamer 2: I don't think this is a troll company.?
PoEA: There is a place that no mere gamer can understand, I am superior in every way, I am the president of EA.
Gamer 1:The President of EA isn't some troll company Bioware found, it's an actual EA overlord.
PoEA: EA Overlord, a label created by the op-seers that, wined as they complained about customer feed back. Over all what they labeled us in the end means nothing. We are just who we are.
Gamer 2: The op-posers vanished 50 thousand days ago, there is no way you could have been in charge that long.
PoEA: Gamers are nothing more than people who have no lives, they sit, and they play.We are intelligent, the pinnacle in gaming history, Next to us you are vermin, Your demise is imminent, We are the end of games.
Gamer 1: What ever it is you are after, it will not come to pass, I will make sure it does not happen.
PoEA: morons born from that of false promises, the system can not be stopped.
Gamer 3: System, what system?
PoEA: The system has always been around, longer than what your mind can handle, gamers are born, they see product of our trailers, they want it, they buy it, and they play it. And at the height of their game play, they are hand waved away. The op-seers were not the first to be hand waved away, they did not forum the hate site of EA, they did not create the I hate EA products. They merely bought up our products, and made them their own.
Gamer 1: Why would you build a hate sight, and I hate EA products and have someone spread the idea around?
PoEA: Your hate products are based on the games you saw as shit, our shit, by using those hate products, your fan base develops on the path way we want you to go. We enforce our projects to make the games look buy able, you gives us your money. You are here because we have deemed it so, and you will be sent away when we have no further use for you.
Gamer 3: they are milking us, letting us believe the game is good so when we buy it,we give them our money, and simply just hand wave us away!
Gamer 1: What the hell is it you want. Our thanks, and our backlash?
PoEA: My board members, and I are far above your pathetic mind. We are each a troll, free from telling the fans we don't give a shit. You can not even comprehend of our plans.
Gamer 1: Where did you originate from? What twisted organization created EA?
PoEA: We have no origin, we have no limits to what we can do, 5 years after you have given us all of your money, and stopped bitching about the shitty game, and blaming us for fucking it up we will prosper.
Gamer 1: Where are the other EA board member's? Are you the only one in charge?
PoEA: We are one in the same, the time for harvesting your money is coming, our lawyers will darken the courts with every court case against our shitty products, and our abuse in the gamers/ fans of that game. You can not fight this.
Gamer 1: Your just a virus and viruses can be eradicated.
PoEA: Your small talk is pathetic as is your mother, I am the Harbinger of your own demise. This conversation is over.
* President of EA summons a massive dark wave of energy and vanishes*
* ten seconds later*
Gamer 4: Gamer 1 we have a problem.
Gamer 1: What is it Gamer 4?
Gamer 4: That PoEA you were talking with, is calling all these lawyers that could bank rupt any gamer out there. i have no fucking clue what you did to cause for this to happen, but you better get out of the store fast.
Gamer 2: What do you want us to do Gamer 1?
Gamer 1: Let's trash this EA store to hell, and run like the wind.
Gamer 4: Alright Gamer 1 I will catch up with you there. Gamer 4 out.
Master Blaster- Geth Prime
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Re: The EA hate thread.
It's been over a month now and....
But it's alright cause I'm sure dice/EA is working super cereal hard on this.....
But really I shouldn't be to surprised, this is bout it.
Man, I can't wait for Mass Effect 4 or whatevs....
But it's alright cause I'm sure dice/EA is working super cereal hard on this.....
But really I shouldn't be to surprised, this is bout it.
Man, I can't wait for Mass Effect 4 or whatevs....
TurianRebel212- Banshee
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Re: The EA hate thread.
lulz
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/04/battlefield-4-problems-halt-future-projects-and-expansions
Yep, looks like you can kiss Mirrors Edge 2 goodbye for at least till 2016 . Battlefront will probably be delayed another 6 months. And BFBC3.... Yeah never coming out.
At least Dice is doing the right thing.... But still. Terrible.
EA sucks hard.
So, so hard.
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/12/04/battlefield-4-problems-halt-future-projects-and-expansions
Yep, looks like you can kiss Mirrors Edge 2 goodbye for at least till 2016 . Battlefront will probably be delayed another 6 months. And BFBC3.... Yeah never coming out.
At least Dice is doing the right thing.... But still. Terrible.
EA sucks hard.
So, so hard.
TurianRebel212- Banshee
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Re: The EA hate thread.
The fact that EA won over the banks shows how unreliable consumerist polls are.
Hanako Ikezawa- The Thorian
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Re: The EA hate thread.
A lot of people don't know what the banks have done. And a lot of people only care about what effects them personally. Sad but true.Selim Bradley wrote:The fact that EA won over the banks shows how unreliable consumerist polls are.
Rifneno- Honey Badger
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Double points for EA and banks?
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Agreed.Rifneno wrote:A lot of people don't know what the banks have done. And a lot of people only care about what effects them personally. Sad but true.Selim Bradley wrote:The fact that EA won over the banks shows how unreliable consumerist polls are.
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ericformans_sisterisdead- Geth Rocket Trooper
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Good for them. At least they treat their employees well.
Hanako Ikezawa- The Thorian
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Selim Bradley wrote:Good for them. At least they treat their employees well.
Now they just need to start treating their customers well.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Yeah.Rifneno wrote:Selim Bradley wrote:Good for them. At least they treat their employees well.
Now they just need to start treating their customers well.
Hanako Ikezawa- The Thorian
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Re: The EA hate thread.
In honor of EA going for the threepeat- http://kotaku.com/ea-is-again-a-contender-for-worst-company-in-america-1546587593
I think it's time to resume the hate-
As BF4 is still a broken mess this should suffice.
Also-
I think it's time to resume the hate-
As BF4 is still a broken mess this should suffice.
Also-
TurianRebel212- Banshee
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Hopefully a company that actually deserves the title, like a bank, actually wins it this year.TurianRebel212 wrote:In honor of EA going for the threepeat- http://kotaku.com/ea-is-again-a-contender-for-worst-company-in-america-1546587593
Hanako Ikezawa- The Thorian
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Dunno about the WORST, but it deserves top ten at least.
RavenEyry- Praetorian
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The reason people vote it the worst, and why I hope they do so again, is that EA take this to heart. Their butthurt response to it last year is testament to why we should keep voting them as the worst. They genuinely care about this whilst a bank or whatever wouldn't give a fuck
Re: The EA hate thread.
Wouldn't such treatment actually just make them harden their hearts and not care at all anymore. You know, they can go, "It doesn't matter what we do, we'll still get voted worst by the fans. So let's do this even more solely for profit."CoolioThane wrote:The reason people vote it the worst, and why I hope they do so again, is that EA take this to heart. Their butthurt response to it last year is testament to why we should keep voting them as the worst. They genuinely care about this whilst a bank or whatever wouldn't give a fuck
Hanako Ikezawa- The Thorian
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Re: The EA hate thread.
Yeah, that's the thing about constructive relationships. They're give and take.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
They'll need to start doing things before they can complain people ignore them doing things.Hanako Ikezawa wrote:
Wouldn't such treatment actually just make them harden their hearts and not care at all anymore. You know, they can go, "It doesn't matter what we do, we'll still get voted worst by the fans. So let's do this even more solely for profit."
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Hanako Ikezawa wrote:Wouldn't such treatment actually just make them harden their hearts and not care at all anymore. You know, they can go, "It doesn't matter what we do, we'll still get voted worst by the fans. So let's do this even more solely for profit."CoolioThane wrote:The reason people vote it the worst, and why I hope they do so again, is that EA take this to heart. Their butthurt response to it last year is testament to why we should keep voting them as the worst. They genuinely care about this whilst a bank or whatever wouldn't give a fuck
As soon as they stop releasing products that suck giant krogan cock, then we'll talk about how "it doesn't matter what we do". They just got emo about it, they didn't actually improve. They need to actually improve before people should stop calling them one of the worst companies in America.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
In all seriousness, they're not even close to the worst company in America, I mean the banks are worse, Wells Fargo alone is awful. And Monsanto is literally killing people with their stuff.
But EA sucks. And this is the EA hat thread and it will continue!!!!!!
EA server and online model... Working as intended.
But EA sucks. And this is the EA hat thread and it will continue!!!!!!
EA server and online model... Working as intended.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
EA shouldn't win this because of the reasons you guys mentioned, but it'd still be kinda funny if they did just to see them getting more butthurt
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Re: The EA hate thread.
>2011 - EA pushes Bioware to rush Dragon Age II for release over the objections of developers.
This alone makes me doubt the veracity of the entire article. I've never read anything from anyone on the team that said EA rushed them. In fact, quite the opposite: when the release date was announced the fans were very skeptical (and with good reason) but the devs were extremely insistent that the game was done to their satisfaction. I specifically recall Arch-Twat David Gaider saying that "if they gave us another 6 months, I wouldn't change a thing." While saying "yeah, they're rushing us bad u guise :(" may not have been an option, keeping their damn mouths shut certainly was. It's not like it's the only big issue they left BSN with chilly silence over.
Besides which, the story was fundamentally flawed. More development time wouldn't have fixed it. They could've fixed minor things like the retarded 1985 arcade style enemies jumping down from the rooftops bit, but the story being a framed narrative based around railroading and retcons wouldn't have changed. Hell, development time had nothing to do with the retcons. There's no goddamn reason that characters like Anders and Leliana who could've died previously were used again other than the fact David Gaider is a fucking moron who has total disregard for player choices.
No. DA2 was all on BW.
This alone makes me doubt the veracity of the entire article. I've never read anything from anyone on the team that said EA rushed them. In fact, quite the opposite: when the release date was announced the fans were very skeptical (and with good reason) but the devs were extremely insistent that the game was done to their satisfaction. I specifically recall Arch-Twat David Gaider saying that "if they gave us another 6 months, I wouldn't change a thing." While saying "yeah, they're rushing us bad u guise :(" may not have been an option, keeping their damn mouths shut certainly was. It's not like it's the only big issue they left BSN with chilly silence over.
Besides which, the story was fundamentally flawed. More development time wouldn't have fixed it. They could've fixed minor things like the retarded 1985 arcade style enemies jumping down from the rooftops bit, but the story being a framed narrative based around railroading and retcons wouldn't have changed. Hell, development time had nothing to do with the retcons. There's no goddamn reason that characters like Anders and Leliana who could've died previously were used again other than the fact David Gaider is a fucking moron who has total disregard for player choices.
No. DA2 was all on BW.
Rifneno- Honey Badger
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Re: The EA hate thread.
They were probably lying about it being done to their satisfaction, but it's still another example of BWs inability to perform damage control.
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Re: The EA hate thread.
RavenEyry wrote:They were probably lying about it being done to their satisfaction, but it's still another example of BWs inability to perform damage control.
Maybe, maybe not. There's still no justification for a list of EA's douchery to proclaim it as fact when there's no proof of it other than the fact it was a shitty game.
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