TIM is Shepard's father.

Come on it makes sense. I mean the backgrounds of Shepard's story all just fit into TIM as being Shepard's father.

Oh, they've kind of done this before.

Umm...Colonist Shepard's dad died.

Selim Bradley wrote:Umm...Colonist Shepard's dad died.

no, it was a lie by TIM to protect shepard,
c´mon Selim learn the lore

Also, Shepard has a twin sister, separated at birth. True story.

boeloe wrote:Also, Shepard has a twin sister, separated at birth. True story.

not this again.
It was explained in the codex of ME3 that she isn´t his sister, She´s shepard from an alternare timeline where Blasto dies at the hands of Conrad Verner
Am I the only one who reads the codex?

Spacer Shepard never hears about their father either, only their mother.

Fur28 wrote:

boeloe wrote:Also, Shepard has a twin sister, separated at birth. True story.

not this again.
It was explained in the codex of ME3 that she isn´t his sister, She´s shepard from an alternare timeline where Blasto dies at the hands of Conrad Verner
Am I the only one who reads the codex?

It's... BIZARRO!!!

TIM is Shepard's son, he came back from the future.

explains why TIM wanted shepard to be exactly as he was before the lazarus project

Everybody is wrong!

TIM is Shepard's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

Now everything make sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZd_YyFzPD0

No, Harbinger is Shepard's father because you reap what you sow.

Ok people, let´s stop using the Mass Effect Multiverse and concentrate on the canon one.

magnetite wrote:Oh, they've kind of done this before.

Gah, you should have put a spoiler warning on this!

TIM is Miranda's son which she can only give birth to in 6 years' time which is only possible after Cerberus develops new medical tech utilising superadvanced Reaper technology made by controlling the Reapers at the resolution of the Reaper conflict and by then using said technology to send TIM back in time so that he can make sure that anomaly Shepard does not alter the course of history, else there will be a paradox and rift in the time-space continuum which will cause the death and destruction of all time and everything else in the galaxy...

Davik Kang wrote:TIM is Miranda's son which she can only give birth to in 6 years' time which is only possible after Cerberus develops new medical tech utilising superadvanced Reaper technology made by controlling the Reapers at the resolution of the Reaper conflict and by then using said technology to send TIM back in time so that he can make sure that anomaly Shepard does not alter the course of history, else there will be a paradox and rift in the time-space continuum which will cause the death and destruction of all time and everything else in the galaxy...

True story brah.

Well duh.

No! TIM is Miranda's father and she is secretly Shepard's father!

You guys have it all wrong. It's Hackett.

HYR 2.1 wrote: You guys have it all wrong. It's Hackett.

He would never admit to banging your mom. Could you imagine the tension between you and your boss/father if he told you he banged your mum? Plus the military is good at covering things up, so it all makes sense.

IronicParticle wrote:

HYR 2.1 wrote: You guys have it all wrong. It's Hackett.

He would never admit to banging your mom. Could you imagine the tension between you and your boss/father if he told you he banged your mum? Plus the military is good at covering things up, so it all makes sense.

He sure had some wild sex with Shepard´s mom, how do you think he got that scar

*facepalms*

CSSteele wrote:*facepalms*

was the joke that bad?

Fur28 wrote:

IronicParticle wrote:

HYR 2.1 wrote: You guys have it all wrong. It's Hackett.

He would never admit to banging your mom. Could you imagine the tension between you and your boss/father if he told you he banged your mum? Plus the military is good at covering things up, so it all makes sense.

He sure had some wild sex with Shepard´s mom, how do you think he got that scar

Dat flexibility.

No, MB, it really doesn't.