Re: Chat craziness

by **Byne** Wed May 27, 2015 11:06 am

[05:57:59] Norlond joined the chat on Wed May 27, 2015 5:57 am

[05:58:56] @ Norlond : guten morgen liebe leute heute reden wir mal deutsch bevor bein auftaucht um ihn zu nerven

[05:58:59] Byne joined the chat on Wed May 27, 2015 5:58 am

[05:59:06] @ Byne : god dammit

[05:59:11] @ Norlond : Byne

$Javik\'s trolling$

[05:59:30] @ Byne : "Max isnt here, I can stop the german!" I thought

[05:59:35] @ Byne : but no

[06:00:00] @ Norlond : replace 'bein' with 'byne' and paste it into google translate

[06:00:26] @ Byne : Angry Fistwave

3 seconds too late to stop nor. One day I'll stop him.

by **Norlond** Sat May 30, 2015 3:01 pm

[16:00:41] umadcommander : 'Ello govnah

by Rifneno Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:11 am

[00:52:22] Rifneno : goddamnit byne stop ninja logging
[00:57:00] Byne has been disconnected on Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:57 am (session timeout)
[00:59:09] Master Blaster has been disconnected on Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:59 am (session timeout)
[01:07:22] Rifneno : =/

That's right. Fifteen minutes on the dot. Less than one second. SUCK IT, idle timer, SUCK IT DOWN.

by Steelcan Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:38 am

[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

by **Byne** Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:07 am

Steelcan wrote:[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

One slip up and I ruin my year long run of never actually saying his name Angry Fistwave

by Rifneno Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:34 am

Byne wrote:
Steelcan wrote:[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

One slip up and I ruin my year long run of never actually saying his name

Fuckin' Olly...

by **Norlond** Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:19 am

Not really "chat", but... some things that came up during a CAH session with Byne, Dwail, Commander and me

Chat craziness - Page 15 VcwCD4i

by Rifneno Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:38 am

"The one thing Rifneno doesn't despise is ____" "Mass Effect: Andromeda"

NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN LESS TRUE THAN THAT!

by **Norlond** Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:55 pm

Don't blame me, that was dwail's card, I played "civilian casualties"^^

edit: Bonus from today's rounds

Chat craziness - Page 15 NV3LiXc

by Guest Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:53 pm

^^ ah yes, our bimonthly reminder that umad hates psych majors

by umadcommander Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:42 pm

who is the one really being bullied here? who can tell

by **Norlond** Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:19 pm

[19:16:30] Steelcan : scale creep is what happens when you fight nigger and badder antagonists
[19:17:10] * Steelcan dons a klan hood

*time passes*

[23:03:22] Prettz : I had then AC citys more fun in TW3 city
[23:03:37] Prettz : wa?
[23:03:43] umadcommander : wods!
[23:03:46] umadcommander : *words
[23:03:55] @ Byne : the fuck are you people on about

edit 29/6: Bonus no-context content

[22:47:48] MaximizedAction : so my arm actually felt a bit tired after mayucchi's h-scenes

by RavenEyry Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:35 pm

[20:31:03] MaximizedAction : wah I'm all sticky

by **Norlond** Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:09 pm

[16:05:41] MaximizedAction : ugh, nun is des weiße zeug aufm tisch brb
-> " ugh, now the white stuff is on the desk brb"

by Rifneno Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:40 am

Norlond wrote:[22:47:48] MaximizedAction : so my arm actually felt a bit tired after mayucchi's h-scenes

RavenEyry wrote:[20:31:03] MaximizedAction : wah I'm all sticky

Norlond wrote:[16:05:41] MaximizedAction : ugh, nun is des weiße zeug aufm tisch brb
-> " ugh, now the white stuff is on the desk brb"

You know Max, we usually give people the benefit of the doubt here but you're really starting to make it difficult.

by RavenEyry Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:01 pm

[20:00:57] MaximizedAction : *nibbles on a couple of nuts*

by Rifneno Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:45 pm

[17:43:19] Master Blaster : wait what?
[17:43:49] @ Norlond : yes, microtransactions and subscriptions in solitaire
[17:44:25] Master Blaster : no idea what that is but sounds cool

"sounds cool" - MB, on a monthly fee for Windows Solitaire.

by RavenEyry Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:30 pm

[18:27:56] MaximizedAction : it also crashes when I try to give her pubes

by **Norlond** Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:16 am

dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes

[22:17:37] Dwailing : Also, jokes about Nazis are a gass.
[22:17:38] Dwailing : *gas
[22:19:57] Dwailing : No replies?
[22:20:00] @ Norlond : i vote for 1812 too
[22:20:20] Dwailing : I'm considering blitzing this chat with Nazi jokes.
[22:20:36] Dwailing : You all did Nazi that coming. ^^
[22:20:51] Dwailing : It'll Hitler you right in the face.
[22:21:11] Dwailing : I should have trained you all better.
[22:21:28] Dwailing : You all will feel the burn.
[22:21:29] Steelcan : -_-'
[22:22:19] Dwailing : You all hate me for this, Reich?
[22:22:37] Dwailing : It's a heil of puns.
[22:23:14] @ Norlond : i'm not even gonna comment^^
[22:23:53] RavenEyry joined the chat on Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:23 pm
[22:24:07] Dwailing : Don't try to stalag. ^^
[22:25:01] Dwailing : My puns will wash over the chat like stormtroopers.
[22:26:01] Dwailing : I guess I'm just full of hot Aryan. ^^
[22:26:25] RavenEyry : My grandfather died in a concentration camp
[22:26:29] RavenEyry : He fell off a watchtower
[22:26:37] MaximizedAction joined the chat on Mon Aug 03, 2015 10:26 pm
[22:26:53] Dwailing : Max, welcome to Heil. ^^
[22:27:16] MaximizedAction : doesn't feel any different than usual
[22:28:26] Dwailing : I should probably just Gestapo, shouldn't I?
[22:28:40] @ Norlond : gestapo isn't nazis
[22:29:03] Dwailing : Evidently you need to reread your own nation's history, Nor. ^^
[22:29:14] @ Norlond : wait, was thinking of stasi
[22:29:32] MaximizedAction : geheime staatspolizei was ossies
[22:29:38] MaximizedAction : ...I think
[22:29:39] RavenEyry : Silly nor
[22:29:56] MaximizedAction : I only recall them from movies not from school
[22:30:33] MaximizedAction : besides, the third reich was a reich, not a staat
[22:30:39] Dwailing : If being a physicist doesn't panzer out I could be a comedian. ^^
[22:30:53] MaximizedAction : or wait, "SS=staats sicherheit"
[22:31:01] MaximizedAction : hitler was confusing
[22:31:23] RavenEyry : SS and gestapo are often used interchangeably in fiction
[22:31:37] @ Norlond : ss is schutzstaffel
[22:31:45] Dwailing : Somehow this doesn't feel like it bodes well for MGS5: http://www.pcgamer.com/metal-gear-solid-5-pc-release-date-moved-to-match-consoles/
[22:31:59] RavenEyry : They were both political officers but gestapo were plainclothes and often undercover
[22:32:03] MaximizedAction : Geheime Staatspolizei, "Secret State Police") was the official secret police of Nazi Germany and German-occupied Europe.
[22:32:08] MaximizedAction : dwail wins
[22:32:19] RavenEyry : Worked so well for arkham knight dwail
[22:32:34] Dwailing : I don't trust a publisher moving a game's release date up. It reeks of desperation to make a quick buck while screwing over consumers.
[22:32:46] MaximizedAction : aaah, stasi=staatssicherheit
[22:32:52] Dwailing : Exactly, Raven.
[22:33:32] Dwailing : Alright, I'm done with Nazi puns. I'm losing my concentration.
[22:35:13] Steelcan : hmm
[22:36:16] MaximizedAction : *sigh*
[22:37:29] Dwailing : These things are going to be the death of me.
[22:37:39] Dwailing : Someone come up with a final solution to my problem.
[22:38:09] Dwailing : And with that, I think I'm out of puns that I can make. ^^

by Rifneno Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:25 am

Chat craziness - Page 15 Tony-Stark-Eyeroll

Also, Raven, you're supposed to give people time to get the wrong idea before that joke. Make it sound genuinely sorrowful. "Guys, don't joke about the holocaust. Only grandpa I never got to meet died in a concentration camp. :(" Wait for an "I'm sorry to hear that" or the like. That's when you say how he died. 4 seconds isn't nearly enough time to get the false impression. Maybe mix it up a little too. Maybe he didn't fall out a watch tower. Maybe an allied sniper got him as he was bringing in new captives. That sort of thing. Have fun with it.

by RavenEyry Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:46 am

It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up

by Rifneno Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:06 am

RavenEyry wrote:It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up

Yeah. You probably heard it from me, actually. I told it once back when we were on BSN. I got it from bash.org. Bash hasn't been updated in so long that its original teller might have actually been a nazi.

by RavenEyry Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:34 am

Rifneno wrote:
RavenEyry wrote:It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up
Yeah. You probably heard it from me, actually. I told it once back when we were on BSN. I got it from bash.org. Bash hasn't been updated in so long that its original teller might have actually been a nazi.

Actually got it from a friend at school years ago, but I wouldn't be surprised if they got it from bash, they were big on internet stuff.

by Guest Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:47 pm

Norlond wrote:dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes...
[snip]

looks like you inführiated everyone in chat

by MaximizedAction Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:30 pm

fshep wrote:
Norlond wrote:dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes...
[snip]

looks like you inführiated everyone in chat

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