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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Byne on Wed May 27, 2015 11:06 am

[05:57:59] Norlond joined the chat on Wed May 27, 2015 5:57 am

[05:58:56] @ Norlond : guten morgen liebe leute heute reden wir mal deutsch bevor bein auftaucht um ihn zu nerven

[05:58:59] Byne joined the chat on Wed May 27, 2015 5:58 am

[05:59:06] @ Byne : god dammit

[05:59:11] @ Norlond :  Byne  Javik\'s trolling

[05:59:30] @ Byne : "Max isnt here, I can stop the german!" I thought

[05:59:35] @ Byne : but no

[06:00:00] @ Norlond : replace 'bein' with 'byne' and paste it into google translate

[06:00:26] @ Byne : Angry Fistwave

3 seconds too late to stop nor. One day I'll stop him.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Sat May 30, 2015 3:01 pm

[16:00:41] umadcommander : 'Ello govnah

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Sat Jun 13, 2015 7:11 am

[00:52:22] Rifneno : goddamnit byne stop ninja logging
[00:57:00] Byne has been disconnected on Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:57 am (session timeout)
[00:59:09] Master Blaster has been disconnected on Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:59 am (session timeout)
[01:07:22] Rifneno : =/

That's right.  Fifteen minutes on the dot.  Less than one second.  SUCK IT, idle timer, SUCK IT DOWN.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Steelcan on Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:38 am

[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Byne on Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:07 am

Steelcan wrote:[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

One slip up and I ruin my year long run of never actually saying his name Angry Fistwave

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:34 am

Byne wrote:
Steelcan wrote:[21:36:02] @ Byne : jaime why

One slip up and I ruin my year long run of never actually saying his name Angry Fistwave
Fuckin' Olly...

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Thu Jun 18, 2015 1:19 am

Not really "chat", but... some things that came up during a CAH session with Byne, Dwail, Commander and me



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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:38 am

"The one thing Rifneno doesn't despise is ____"  "Mass Effect: Andromeda"

NOTHING HAS EVER BEEN LESS TRUE THAN THAT!

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:55 pm

Don't blame me, that was dwail's card, I played "civilian casualties"^^

edit: Bonus from today's rounds


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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 19, 2015 3:53 pm

^^ ah yes, our bimonthly reminder that umad hates psych majors

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by umadcommander on Fri Jun 19, 2015 4:42 pm

who is the one really being bullied here? who can tell

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Sun Jun 21, 2015 6:19 pm

[19:16:30] Steelcan : scale creep is what happens when you fight nigger and badder antagonists
[19:17:10] * Steelcan dons a klan hood

*time passes*

[23:03:22] Prettz : I had then AC citys more fun in TW3 city
[23:03:37] Prettz : wa?
[23:03:43] umadcommander : wods!
[23:03:46] umadcommander : *words
[23:03:55] @ Byne : the fuck are you people on about

edit 29/6: Bonus no-context content

[22:47:48] MaximizedAction : so my arm actually felt a bit tired after mayucchi's h-scenes

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by RavenEyry on Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:35 pm

[20:31:03] MaximizedAction : wah I'm all sticky
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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Sun Jul 12, 2015 3:09 pm

[16:05:41] MaximizedAction : ugh, nun is des weiße zeug aufm tisch brb
-> " ugh, now the white stuff is on the desk brb"

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:40 am

Norlond wrote:[22:47:48] MaximizedAction : so my arm actually felt a bit tired after mayucchi's h-scenes

RavenEyry wrote:[20:31:03] MaximizedAction : wah I'm all sticky

Norlond wrote:[16:05:41] MaximizedAction : ugh, nun is des weiße zeug aufm tisch brb
-> " ugh, now the white stuff is on the desk brb"

You know Max, we usually give people the benefit of the doubt here but you're really starting to make it difficult.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by RavenEyry on Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:01 pm

[20:00:57] MaximizedAction : *nibbles on a couple of nuts*
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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Wed Jul 29, 2015 11:45 pm

[17:43:19] Master Blaster : wait what?
[17:43:49] @ Norlond : yes, microtransactions and subscriptions in solitaire
[17:44:25] Master Blaster : no idea what that is but sounds cool

"sounds cool" - MB, on a monthly fee for Windows Solitaire.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by RavenEyry on Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:30 pm

[18:27:56] MaximizedAction : it also crashes when I try to give her pubes
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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Norlond on Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:16 am

dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes

[22:17:37] Dwailing : Also, jokes about Nazis are a gass.
[22:17:38] Dwailing : *gas
[22:19:57] Dwailing : No replies?
[22:20:00] @ Norlond : i vote for 1812 too
[22:20:20] Dwailing : I'm considering blitzing this chat with Nazi jokes.
[22:20:36] Dwailing : You all did Nazi that coming. ^^
[22:20:51] Dwailing : It'll Hitler you right in the face.
[22:21:11] Dwailing : I should have trained you all better.
[22:21:28] Dwailing : You all will feel the burn.
[22:21:29] Steelcan : -_-'
[22:22:19] Dwailing : You all hate me for this, Reich?
[22:22:37] Dwailing : It's a heil of puns.
[22:23:14] @ Norlond : i'm not even gonna comment^^
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[22:24:07] Dwailing : Don't try to stalag. ^^
[22:25:01] Dwailing : My puns will wash over the chat like stormtroopers.
[22:26:01] Dwailing : I guess I'm just full of hot Aryan. ^^
[22:26:25] RavenEyry : My grandfather died in a concentration camp
[22:26:29] RavenEyry : He fell off a watchtower
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[22:26:53] Dwailing : Max, welcome to Heil. ^^
[22:27:16] MaximizedAction : doesn't feel any different than usual
[22:28:26] Dwailing : I should probably just Gestapo, shouldn't I?
[22:28:40] @ Norlond : gestapo isn't nazis
[22:29:03] Dwailing : Evidently you need to reread your own nation's history, Nor. ^^
[22:29:14] @ Norlond : wait, was thinking of stasi
[22:29:32] MaximizedAction : geheime staatspolizei was ossies
[22:29:38] MaximizedAction : ...I think
[22:29:39] RavenEyry : Silly nor
[22:29:56] MaximizedAction : I only recall them from movies not from school
[22:30:33] MaximizedAction : besides, the third reich was a reich, not a staat
[22:30:39] Dwailing : If being a physicist doesn't panzer out I could be a comedian. ^^
[22:30:53] MaximizedAction : or wait, "SS=staats sicherheit"
[22:31:01] MaximizedAction : hitler was confusing
[22:31:23] RavenEyry : SS and gestapo are often used interchangeably in fiction
[22:31:37] @ Norlond : ss is schutzstaffel
[22:31:45] Dwailing : Somehow this doesn't feel like it bodes well for MGS5: http://www.pcgamer.com/metal-gear-solid-5-pc-release-date-moved-to-match-consoles/
[22:31:59] RavenEyry : They were both political officers but gestapo were plainclothes and often undercover
[22:32:03] MaximizedAction : Geheime Staatspolizei, "Secret State Police") was the official secret police of Nazi Germany and German-occupied Europe.
[22:32:08] MaximizedAction : dwail wins
[22:32:19] RavenEyry : Worked so well for arkham knight dwail
[22:32:34] Dwailing : I don't trust a publisher moving a game's release date up. It reeks of desperation to make a quick buck while screwing over consumers.
[22:32:46] MaximizedAction : aaah, stasi=staatssicherheit
[22:32:52] Dwailing : Exactly, Raven.
[22:33:32] Dwailing : Alright, I'm done with Nazi puns. I'm losing my concentration.
[22:35:13] Steelcan : hmm
[22:36:16] MaximizedAction : *sigh*
[22:37:29] Dwailing : These things are going to be the death of me.
[22:37:39] Dwailing : Someone come up with a final solution to my problem.
[22:38:09] Dwailing : And with that, I think I'm out of puns that I can make. ^^

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:25 am



Also, Raven, you're supposed to give people time to get the wrong idea before that joke.  Make it sound genuinely sorrowful.  "Guys, don't joke about the holocaust.  Only grandpa I never got to meet died in a concentration camp. :("  Wait for an "I'm sorry to hear that" or the like.  That's when you say how he died.  4 seconds isn't nearly enough time to get the false impression.  Maybe mix it up a little too.  Maybe he didn't fall out a watch tower.  Maybe an allied sniper got him as he was bringing in new captives.  That sort of thing.  Have fun with it.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by RavenEyry on Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:46 am

It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up
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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Rifneno on Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:06 am

RavenEyry wrote:It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up
Yeah.  You probably heard it from me, actually.  I told it once back when we were on BSN.  I got it from bash.org.  Bash hasn't been updated in so long that its original teller might have actually been a nazi.

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by RavenEyry on Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:34 am

Rifneno wrote:
RavenEyry wrote:It's because I've told it before and everyone knows it by now, and I'm too lazy to shake it up
Yeah.  You probably heard it from me, actually.  I told it once back when we were on BSN.  I got it from bash.org.  Bash hasn't been updated in so long that its original teller might have actually been a nazi.

Actually got it from a friend at school years ago, but I wouldn't be surprised if they got it from bash, they were big on internet stuff.
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Re: Chat craziness

Post by Guest on Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:47 pm

Norlond wrote:dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes...
[snip]

looks like you inführiated everyone in chat

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Re: Chat craziness

Post by MaximizedAction on Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:30 pm

fshep wrote:
Norlond wrote:dwail wanted me to save this for fshep, so here goes...
[snip]

looks like you inführiated everyone in chat



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