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Post by smokingotter on Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:33 am

Valentine's Day is coming tomorrow, screw those people in loving fulfilling relationships. It's time for all da single ladiez and menz and others Otter to get together, play risk, bitch, halo, xbox, cyber, etc. This is a holiday thread that will be relevant for one day.
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Re: Single Dayz

Post by RavenEyry on Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:25 am

You can be my wingman any day Rapeshep
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Re: Single Dayz

Post by MaximizedAction on Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:28 am

Is that bromance in the air?

*brofist*Connor

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Re: Single Dayz

Post by Hrothdane on Fri Feb 14, 2014 9:38 am

I'm spending the day/weekend playing Pathfinder at a convention with friends.

Yep, I'm celebrating too >_>

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Re: Single Dayz

Post by Hanako Ikezawa on Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:42 am

How I usually spend Valentine's Day.



...So not that different than every other day, actually.
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Re: Single Dayz

Post by ericformans_sisterisdead on Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:05 am


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Re: Single Dayz

Post by Maximus on Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:09 am

I know that feel, bro!

Yet another, average day! ;>

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Re: Single Dayz

Post by Rifneno on Sat Feb 15, 2014 1:23 am

My favorite love story is the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Not the Disney shit, the brutally realistic novel. Here, let Cracked tell you how it goes.


In the original, Esmeralda has three potential suitors waiting to bump uglies, while Quasimodo is just some deaf, ugly retard watching her from his tower. She makes it very obvious to our hero that she finds him a hideous mess but he's smitten. One of the suitors, Phoebus, shows up and has his way with her. He then gets stabbed in the back by Frollo, who pins the attack on Esmeralda.

Instead of setting her on fire, Frollo arranges to have her hung in the public square. Then at the last minute she is rescued by...

...Nobody. She just dies.

After her death, Quasimodo tosses Frollo off the top of the goddamn cathedral before he sneaks into Esmeralda's grave and curls around her body. He lays there like that until he eventually dies of starvation.

Love doesn't conquer all.  Love isn't all you need.  Love leaves pain and death in its wake.  Fuck you, love.

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