Chat craziness

A thread to post funny or interesting chat discussions for everyone to see or reminiscence.

[15:35:56] @ Norlond : wait, there're actually people who get confused with England, United Kingdom and Great Britain?
[15:36:48] umadcommander : id guess so
[15:37:09] @ Norlond : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNu8XDBSn10
[15:37:38] umadcommander : lol
[15:37:51] @ Norlond : that vid is great^^
[15:39:10] umadcommander : rural yokels who spend too much with their sheep Shepard
[15:40:48] @ Norlond : brits
[15:42:38] umadcommander : and its as simple as that ^^
[15:43:09] @ Norlond : brb
[15:43:53] umadcommander : "even though england in particular likes to pretend its an island in the mid atlantic rather than 50 miles off the coast of france" ^^
[15:44:01] Humakt83 has been disconnected on Tue 30 Jul 2013 - 15:44 (session timeout)
[15:45:14] Humakt83 joined the chat on Tue 30 Jul 2013 - 15:45
[15:45:29] @ Norlond : damn phone
[15:45:39] @ Norlond : yeah you brits are very special people sometimes^^
[15:46:49] umadcommander : *english
[15:46:59] umadcommander : did you learn nothing from the vid? ^^
[15:47:28] @ Norlond : pff as if i'd make the effort to type 3 more letters^^
[15:47:58] umadcommander :  
[15:48:22] @ Norlond : oh my
[15:48:47] @ Norlond : just checked on aaanything.net, first thing i see: Animals>>Sexy guys and cute kitten
[15:48:49] umadcommander : ?
[15:49:00] umadcommander : wat?
[15:49:19] @ Norlond : that is the weirdest...
[15:49:25] @ Norlond : see for yourself http://www.aaanything.net/41446/pictorial/womentertainment/sexy-guys-and-cute-kitten/
[15:49:25] @ Humakt83 : you can call them engs Nor
[15:49:54] @ Humakt83 : that way u don't have to type 3 more letters
[15:50:42] @ Norlond : 'engs' lol
[15:50:44] umadcommander : what is this? XD
[15:50:58] @ Humakt83 : it's even physically easier, letters are closer to each other in keyboard
[15:51:08] @ Humakt83 : *on
[15:51:26] @ Norlond : engs sounds odd though^^
[15:51:31] @ Humakt83 : so u can type umad's nationality more easier
[15:51:39] @ Humakt83 : odd word for odd people
[15:51:43] @ Humakt83 : perfect fit
[15:51:50] @ Norlond : because 'eng' = german word for 'tight'
[15:52:21] @ Humakt83 : heh, dunno if that fits
[15:52:30] @ Norlond : xD
[15:52:33] umadcommander : um
[15:53:01] @ Humakt83 : we can refer to umad with "tight eng" from now on
[15:53:14] @ Norlond :  
[15:53:34] umadcommander : i see
[15:53:36] umadcommander : XD

[22:38:15] @ Norlond : this seems familiar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSYuNGGkgbQ
[22:38:17] @ Norlond : hey hroth
[22:38:23] @ Hrothdane : Howdy howdy howdy
[22:38:29] @ Byne : nor what the fuck
[22:38:32] @ Byne : seriously
[22:38:46] @ Byne : I literally just opened that video and am currently watching it
[22:38:50] @ Byne : adn then you link it
[22:39:02] @ Norlond :
[22:39:26] Steelcan : Nor is a witch, or is Byne?
[22:39:29] @ Norlond : are we like kreia and the exile now? you'll be kreia if we are
[22:39:44] @ Byne : Nor is a psychic spy

[20:39:31] @ CoolioThane : nooo, one day some girl sneaks into your house and she takes your semen OBVIOUSLY
[20:39:51] RavenEyry : Damn semen thiefs
[20:40:00] RavenEyry : The government should do something to stop it
[20:40:18] Kesak11 : The theifs are probably the government
[20:40:25] @ CoolioThane : omg truee

I know it's kind of famous by now but in case anyone hasn't seen it...

I was there, the 'felling' wasn't mutual.

I remember one time we got into an argument with IP about whether smoking was bad, and he listed all of these reasons smoking was ok, including that it helped calm people down, and then like a minute later this happened:



And he ragequit right after that. I dont think he ever came back to chat.

[21:33:46] smokingotter : we'll build an ark, two of each lesbian and when the floods come we'll be ready, cause the ladies will already be wet if you know what I mean
[21:34:17] @ Byne : Two of each lesbian? Are we cloning them?
[21:34:37] smokingotter : that is an option

Old, but a classic

[22:44:38 02/02/13] smokingotter : this is bad are you guys ready?
[22:44:41 02/02/13] @ Norlond :
[22:44:45 02/02/13] Restrider : go ahead
[22:44:48 02/02/13] Brazukka :
[22:44:51 02/02/13] Rankincountry : *Braces self*
[22:44:55 02/02/13] Restrider : i sense vomitting
[22:44:59 02/02/13] smokingotter : ok so watching them was hot
[22:45:08 02/02/13] smokingotter : so what is the first thing my drunk ass does
[22:45:14 02/02/13] smokingotter : I grab a perm marker
[22:45:25 02/02/13] smokingotter : while they are sleeping, drunk
[22:45:26 02/02/13] Restrider : lol
[22:45:30 02/02/13] smokingotter : both naked girls
[22:45:31 02/02/13] @ MaximizedAction : wat
[22:45:35 02/02/13] CoolioThane : Exclamation
[22:45:36 02/02/13] smokingotter : I decide,
[22:45:45 02/02/13] smokingotter : to draw penises on them on their faces
[22:45:49 02/02/13] smokingotter : for laughs
[22:45:52 02/02/13] CoolioThane : Oh fuck me
[22:45:56 02/02/13] Restrider : the classic
[22:45:59 02/02/13] @ MaximizedAction : lol!
[22:45:59 02/02/13] Brazukka : wtf
[22:46:00 02/02/13] @ Norlond :
[22:46:00 02/02/13] CoolioThane :
[22:46:01 02/02/13] Rankincountry : Is there a "cringe" emoticon?
[22:46:02 02/02/13] RavenEyry : And they never let you watch again...
[22:46:14 02/02/13] smokingotter : I wake up on the couch, they are piiiised
[22:46:17 02/02/13] CoolioThane :  
[22:46:30 02/02/13] smokingotter : looking down on me with cartoon penises on their face
[22:46:35 02/02/13] CoolioThane : elephant is cringe Razz
[22:46:38 02/02/13] smokingotter : "I'm like wat?!"
[22:46:39 02/02/13] Restrider : you should've drawn a penis on your cheek too
[22:46:40 02/02/13] dork : i'm more surprised you didnt write ' i muffdiev' ontheir forheads
[22:46:45 02/02/13] smokingotter : I didn't draw those
[22:47:01 02/02/13] smokingotter : and they fucking believed me I pinned it on a guy who was at the house party
[22:47:09 02/02/13] smokingotter : some random guy
[22:47:11 02/02/13] Restrider : LOL!
[22:47:14 02/02/13] @ Norlond : otter wins an internet!
[22:47:20 02/02/13] smokingotter : till this day no one knows it was me
[22:47:22 02/02/13] Rankincountry : ROTFLOL
[22:47:23 02/02/13] Brazukka : lol
[22:47:28 02/02/13] @ MaximizedAction : well done otter!
[22:47:33 02/02/13] smokingotter : that is why I am a total asshole
[22:47:35 02/02/13] CoolioThane : You winner!
[22:47:42 02/02/13] CoolioThane : You are an inspiration otter

Random out-of-context quotes! Funny thing is, all of the quotes (except the first otter-quote) are from the same chatlog, 'twas a pretty awesome evening 02.02.13, may you always be remembered as a f'in funny day


[22:46:32] smokingotter : "Congratulations, Player 1 become a legend by fucking up, you sided with the reapers moron and now Shepard is indoctrinated. Nice job idiot. You suck and your Mom is ugly. -Bioware Team"

[22:49:48] Rankincountry : @smokingotter Maybe if Shepard had drawn a penis on the starbrat, the whole ME3 ending controversy would never have happened

[23:11:16] Restrider : so...I start sprinting to get the dog, who appears to have a certain curiousity regarding human procreation

[23:22:32] CoolioThane : Norlond, Spain is crawling with super attractive girls. Like Florida except they don't turn into their mothers :O

[23:25:29] CoolioThane : yes Max <3 I believe in "boner at first sight" too - Lower the tone time

[23:28:56] CoolioThane : IIRC her skin was quite toned, with lovely freckles. I had a kiss-dream about her. She was hiding in a bin when I kissed her on the lips. I was too young to know that tongues is normal - How the fuck do i remember this

[00:35:35] smokingotter : may you always find grace in front of a girl, may you always find the words you were meant to say, you will this year find your love and get laid

[insert out of chat praise for chat]

Well, speaking of out of context quotes, heres one of my favorites:



Plus this one, which is weird but too big to embed: https://i.imgur.com/WTQl8aS.png

And more Otter.
[17:31:53] smokingotter : "tell me a another story about the banshee" "buy some fucking DLC first kid"

Banshee, yours would probably work better if you actually had a screenshot of the summoning ritual, as it is its just a screenshot of people saying "Oh man remember what we did? That was so awesome!"

Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

Me neither apparently. We should start a club.

Can I be the treasurer?

Byne wrote:

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

Me neither apparently. We should start a club.

Me neither.  Fortunately, honey badger don't... well, you know how it goes.

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

u jelly?  

[15:30:47] MaximizedAction : it all went into the butt

Remind me not to post things in the future.

Byne wrote:

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

Me neither apparently. We should start a club.

I'm rather depressed that I wasn't mentioned, too.  I'll join this club, but I want an important job.  Maybe Director of Communications.

Dwaling wrote:

Byne wrote:

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

Me neither apparently. We should start a club.

I'm rather depressed that I wasn't mentioned, too.  I'll join this club, but I want an important job.  Maybe Director of Communications.

You can be the lead writer. However don't be fooled into thinking 'lead' means you won't get dicked around by a whole bunch of more important people.

Dwaling wrote:

Byne wrote:

RavenEyry wrote:Also I'm not one of banshee's favourite ppls

Me neither apparently. We should start a club.

I'm rather depressed that I wasn't mentioned, too.  I'll join this club, but I want an important job.  Maybe Director of Communications.

You can be the Social Chairman!