Chat craziness

RavenEyry wrote:

Dwailing wrote:
Gorram it!  Pretty soon we're going to start ripping holes in the space-time continuum.  I will NOT be held accountable when that happens.

Don't worry, Rif holds you accountable whenever the chatbox glitches.

It's true, I do. Ask any regular, I blame you, Dwailinf, in very specific, whenever a malfunction occurs.

I'm onto you.

CoolioThane wrote:

HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE TODAY.

[17:39:08] Dwailing : So, would anyone like to hear the really, really stupid thing I did a couple days ago?

[17:39:24] @ Norlond : did you kill someone?

[17:39:26] RavenEyry : Continued breathing? /rif

[17:39:39] Dwailing : lol

[17:39:46] umadcommander : hi dwail :)

[17:39:52] Dwailing : I basically reformatted my hard drive by accident.

[17:40:02] fshep : hey DWAIL

[17:40:04] MaximizedAction : >.>

[17:40:07] @ Norlond :  

[17:40:07] fshep : that sucks

[17:40:08] Dwailing : FSHEP

[17:40:22] Rifneno : That's impressively bad even by your standards.

[17:40:25] Dwailing : So, now I have to install all my Skyrim mods. Again.

[17:40:31] RavenEyry : Now he has to remod skyrim

[17:40:35] RavenEyry :

[17:40:42] fshep : maybe its a sign that you should play skyrim mod-less

[17:41:13] umadcommander : *processing*

[17:41:19] Dwailing : On the other hand, it gives me a great excuse to A) learn Mod Organizer, B) cut down on the number of mods that I have, and C) possibly start a new game depending on how much I want to cut down on.

[17:41:42] RavenEyry : Where's byne? Kick him already!

[17:41:47] @ Norlond : jfc, just play the fucking game^^

[17:41:53] Steelcan : jesus fuckin christ

[17:42:03] umadcommander : you could fit world wars in the gaps between bethesda games and its still not enough for you to play through them

[17:42:07] MaximizedAction : dwail wins the grail

[17:42:28] fshep : they should have a mod that installs all the mods automatically

[17:42:34] @ Byne : dammit

[17:42:37] fshep : mod-ception

[17:42:38] Dwailing has been kicked by Byne

[17:42:41] Dwailing joined the chat on Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:42 pm

[17:42:41] Dwailing : To be fair, once I cut down on everything, I foresee much playing.

[17:42:50] Dwailing : FUCK YOU BYNE!!!! :D :D :D

[17:42:59] @ Byne : I tried to kick dwailinf and then realized thats not actually how to spell his name

[17:43:14] RavenEyry : Alright, change his username to something horrible now

[17:43:18] Dwailing : My perfect chat timing strikes again!

[17:44:27] Dwailing has been kicked by Byne

[17:44:30] ConsoleMasterRace joined the chat on Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:44 pm

[17:44:37] @ Byne : =D

[17:44:38] ConsoleMasterRace : You mother fucker.

[17:44:41] fshep : oh jesus

[17:44:45] umadcommander : XD

[17:44:51] Steelcan : XD

[17:44:59] umadcommander : thats pretty fucking funny ^^

[17:45:01] ConsoleMasterRace : You mother. Fucker.

[17:45:09] Steelcan : its perfect

[17:45:29] ConsoleMasterRace : You. Mother. Fucker.

[17:45:40] @ Norlond : shit happens

[17:45:46] RavenEyry :

[17:45:50] umadcommander : 10/10, we can all learn cruelty from you ^^

[17:45:52] fshep : its OK dwail

[17:45:59] fshep : console is superior, anyway

[17:46:05] ConsoleMasterRace : I don't want to post anymore.

[17:46:48] Steelcan : bynes finest hour right here

[17:47:33] umadcommander : sadly dwail has no allies as it was the topic of modding that brought about his fate

[17:49:15] MaximizedAction : *comes back* dahell

[17:49:30] @ Norlond : shit happened

[17:49:37] ConsoleMasterRace : Byne finally found a way to get me once and for all.

[17:49:43] @ Byne : lol

[17:49:52] MaximizedAction : D:

[17:49:53] ConsoleMasterRace : In other news, Byne is an evil motherfucker.

[17:50:12] umadcommander : to be paralysed in such a way with one move, i am deeply impressed ^^

[17:50:17] fshep : wait a second, i'm confused

[17:50:28] fshep : is byne an evil motherfucker or no? dwail's a bit vague about it.

[01:20:11] Bardox : So my busty midget, How goes the haunting?

Just found this, we need to make this happen somehow

[21:06:36 03/01/14] RavenEyry : Back to my idea of making our own CAH deck...

[21:06:53 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : cah is a great idea

[21:07:21 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Anal arms" "Premature invasions" "Used sandwhiches" "MB's spelling" "That bastard Norland"

[21:07:49 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : so nor...where did you find that gif from?

[21:07:54 03/01/14] @ Norlond : lol

[21:07:59 03/01/14] @ Norlond : /v/

[21:08:10 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : hm...just noticed that I have it open in 3 tabs now :/

[21:08:21 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "The one thing Rifneno doesn't despise is..." "The worst part of ME4 was..."

[21:08:45 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "The thing that prevented Norlond making another comic was..."

[21:08:48 03/01/14] @ Norlond : raven's good at this

[21:09:13 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Byne's WoW time"

[21:09:48 03/01/14] umadcommander : awesome ^^

[21:10:12 03/01/14] Steelcan : "Steel draws the line at ___"

[21:10:12 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Quitting FOREVER (for two days)" "Quote pyramids" "Wall o' text"

[21:10:20 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/ scroll down

[21:12:07 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : or this http://humanity.toadgrass.com/

[21:12:12 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "The only thing that gives Raven feels is..."

[21:12:43 03/01/14] RavenEyry : Cool but not useful for online play

[21:13:24 03/01/14] Steelcan : "Byne wpuld leave his house for __"

[21:13:45 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : well in that case...*shrug* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09m0B8RRiEE

[21:13:55 03/01/14] RavenEyry : Good one

[21:14:48 03/01/14] RavenEyry : The only thing that Otter isn't aroused by is..."

[21:14:53 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : MB has never mis-spelt... ironically i think i misspelled that

[21:16:34 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Raven has a fez fetish because..."

[21:16:44 03/01/14] umadcommander : ^^

[21:16:58 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Coolio's last bender resulted in..."

[21:17:04 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : "umad has only ever ... once"

[21:17:20 03/01/14] Steelcan : "Banshee hot upset because ___"

[21:17:23 03/01/14] @ Norlond : the only white card for "Byne would leave his house for __" would be "Clams."

[21:17:33 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : I don't drink nomore you'll be pleased to know

[21:17:49 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : estebanus' sister is ...

[21:18:02 03/01/14] umadcommander : gotta try everything at least once man

[21:18:20 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : Ray's Sombrero.

[21:18:33 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Norlond doesn't watch films dues to..."

[21:18:40 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : "Heretic Hanar's excuse was ... "

[21:18:57 03/01/14] MaximizedAction : watching One-Piece.

[21:19:02 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : "SubAstris was eventually found ... "

[21:19:24 03/01/14] @ Norlond : boooo! no bsn stuff!

[21:19:34 03/01/14] Steelcan : "Steel wants everyone to watch ___"

[21:20:01 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : "Steel believes the UK is ... and a giant ... "

[21:20:51 03/01/14] umadcommander : tentacle porn @steels card

[21:21:13 03/01/14] Steelcan : "Steel hasnt uet eaten ___"

[21:21:36 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : "IronicParticle had a ... and eventually ... "

[21:21:54 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : Andromidus never ...

[21:21:59 03/01/14] @ CoolioThane : he never came back :'(

[21:22:06 03/01/14] RavenEyry : "Humpback whale #86 is not happy"

My God.  This is amazing.  We need to make this happen somehow.  Think of the possibilities.

I suggest: "Chris Priestly's flabby man boobs", "An autographed first edition of Mass Effect: Deception", "Demersel theorizes that the next Reaper will be made of ____".  Just off the top of my head.  Will think of more if we make some progress with this idea.

[20:47:56] @ Norlond : i'm used to /d/ by now, but anthropomorphic beastiality is still in a league of its own

[20:48:03] Dwailing : I will admit, that sounds kind of fun... XD

Norlond wrote:[20:47:56] @ Norlond : i'm used to /d/ by now, but anthropomorphic beastiality is still in a league of its own

[20:48:03] Dwailing : I will admit, that sounds kind of fun... XD

Ahem, I was referring to a post Max made. ^^ Of course, it IS a great no context post, and I have a good sense of humor, so I'll let it slide.

Dwailing wrote:

Norlond wrote:[20:47:56] @ Norlond : i'm used to /d/ by now, but anthropomorphic beastiality is still in a league of its own

[20:48:03] Dwailing : I will admit, that sounds kind of fun... XD

Ahem, I was referring to a post Max made. ^^  Of course, it IS a great no context post, and I have a good sense of humor, so I'll let it slide.

If only I could remember what I posted to back that up...

EDIT: I remember now. It was something involving Klingon marriage!

[19:33:51] Dwailing : Lesbian incest? That can be fun...

[19:34:02] Master Blaster : it is.

[23:56:34] @ Rosewind : ~*SNores Loudly*~

[23:57:12] * Steelcan pokes Rose

[23:58:14] MaximizedAction : 2classy

[23:59:44] Steelcan : at least I didn't lick her

[21:11:17] Steelcan : oh god, this guy's traits are horrendous

[21:12:14] Steelcan : all 7 deadly sins, kinslayer, homosexual, decietful, and a heretic, with modifiers like "Jesus gives military advice"

[21:12:59] @ Byne : "Jesus the enemy is advancing, what should I do?!" "lol idk man turn the other cheek"

Byne blowing it out the park again.

[20:32:01] Steelcan : wb rif

[20:35:08] RavenEyry : Bedtime

[20:36:25] Steelcan : .

[20:36:30] Steelcan : seeya

[20:37:21] Steelcan : https://imgur.com/gallery/f1JjzK3

[20:38:47] @ Byne : seeya raven

[20:39:01] @ Byne : he'll be annoyed when he finds out we got to say seeya

[20:39:10] Steelcan : lol

[20:39:17] Rifneno : lol

[04:49:36] @ Byne : every year the grocery store sells boxes of 'gingerbread family'

[04:49:43] @ Byne : and its the dad, the mom, and the two kids

[04:49:52] @ Byne : I eat the parents first and make the kids watch of course

...later...

[04:53:18] @ spotlessvoid : if you eat the offspring then how will we maintain a sustainable breeding population? i don't want inbred gingerbread people. 4 fucking legs and eyes on the lower back... gross.

[03:32:44] fshep : What did the scientist say to Corporal Toombs on Ontarom?

[03:32:52] fshep : That's quite an Akuze-ation

[09:04:53] Rifneno : So...%20bored...
[09:05:01] Rifneno : What%20the%20fuck
[09:05:13] @ Norlond : i_tried_using_word_censoring_in_the_admin_panel_to_replace_%2520_with_a_space_but_it_didn't_work
[09:05:25] umadcommander : hope_everyone_is_a_fan_of_20%25
[09:05:29] Rifneno : No%20kidding.

Chat craziness by definition.  Norlond broke chat.  Sorry, Norlond%20broke%20chat.

Slightly longer version:

[13:57:31] @ Norlond : oh my auto refresh isn't working properly either it appears

[13:58:00] umadcommander : dosent%20everything%20have%20a%20charge%20of%20Q%3F%20%3E.%3E

[13:58:06] umadcommander : wtf

[13:58:23] umadcommander : thats%20odd

[13:58:42] umadcommander : erm

[14:00:06] @ Norlond : %3E.%3E

[14:00:09] @ Norlond : wha

[14:00:27] @ Norlond : now%20it's%20completely%20bonkers%20xD

[14:00:31] umadcommander : something%20is%20badly%20wrong%20%5E%5E

[14:00:52] @ Norlond : wow%2C%20wtf

[14:01:13] MaximizedAction joined the chat on Fri Nov 14, 2014 2:01 pm

[14:01:16] @ Norlond : hold%20on

[14:01:22] @ Norlond : %E3%81%8A%E3%81%A3%E3%81%99

[14:01:32] MaximizedAction : %3A%3F%3A

[14:01:59] MaximizedAction : emotes%20are%20bronk%3F

[14:02:18] MaximizedAction : whatdidyouguysdowiththespaces%3F

[14:02:29] umadcommander : nothing

[14:02:30] MaximizedAction : andquestionmarks

[14:02:42] @ Norlond : everything%20suddenly%20broke%20xD

[14:02:54] umadcommander : butspeakingwithoutspacescouldgettiresomequickly

[14:03:03] MaximizedAction : betterSaveThisForTheChatthreas

[14:03:03] @ Norlond : _

[14:03:20] Rifneno : .

[14:03:20] MaximizedAction : TheDayZalgoSignedon

[14:03:22] @ Norlond : _%20seems%20to%20work

[14:03:38] MaximizedAction : thread*

[14:03:48] @ Norlond : oh_man_this_is_gonna_be_annoying_as_fuck

[14:04:13] MaximizedAction : welcome%20back%20to%2070s%20computing

[14:04:26] umadcommander : well_i_wonder_what_broke

[14:04:37] @ Norlond : no_idea

[14:04:53] Rifneno : So...%20bored...

[14:05:01] Rifneno : What%20the%20fuck

[14:05:13] @ Norlond : i_tried_using_word_censoring_in_the_admin_panel_to_replace_%2520_with_a_space_but_it_didn't_work

[14:05:25] umadcommander : hope_everyone_is_a_fan_of_20%25

[14:05:29] Rifneno : No%20kidding.

Few minutes later auto-refresh broke and all posts were delayed plus in wrong order, it was like Chat-armageddon

Thanks%20Obama.

Rifneno wrote:[09:04:53] Rifneno : So...%20bored...
[09:05:01] Rifneno : What%20the%20fuck
[09:05:13] @ Norlond : i_tried_using_word_censoring_in_the_admin_panel_to_replace_%2520_with_a_space_but_it_didn't_work
[09:05:25] umadcommander : hope_everyone_is_a_fan_of_20%25
[09:05:29] Rifneno : No%20kidding.

Chat craziness by definition.  Norlond broke chat.  Sorry, Norlond%20broke%20chat.

Didn't help

[22:02:08] BRAVO543211 : PIZZA WITH PEPPERONIS EXTRA CHEESE EXTRA SAUCE AND PERFECT THICKNESS CRUST COOKED TO THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CRUNCH AND SOFTNESS

Norlond wrote:[22:02:08] BRAVO543211 : PIZZA WITH PEPPERONIS EXTRA CHEESE EXTRA SAUCE AND PERFECT THICKNESS CRUST COOKED TO THE PERFECT TEMPERATURE WITH JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CRUNCH AND SOFTNESS

This thread is for funny stuff, not making us hungry.

[11:45:11] @ Norlond : if you're on fire while having sex, ninjas can't hurt you

[11:47:20] @ Byne : many people believe this but recent research has found it not to be true

[11:47:49] @ Byne : experts believe it to be deliberate misinformation spread by the ninja community, as the noise of sex and brightness of fire makes one even easier to locate

[22:23:45] umadcommander joined the chat on Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:23 pm

[22:24:05] Steelcan : hey umax

[22:24:08] Steelcan : umad*

[22:24:16] @ Byne : umax is their ship name

[22:24:20] @ Byne : I guess we know who steel ships

[22:24:32] @ lex0r11 :  

[22:24:34] @ Norlond :

[22:24:56] umadcommander : is this more of his stange fantasies now?

[22:24:59] Steelcan : it is known

[22:25:36] @ Byne : steel not denying he loves yaoi and ships max and umad

[22:25:42] Steelcan : I also ship rif and rose

[22:25:55] @ Norlond : shots fired

[22:26:05] @ lex0r11 : you say that again with him in the chat

[22:26:06] Steelcan : and nor and umad, its a love triangle

[22:26:37] umadcommander : you learn something new everyday

[22:26:47] @ Byne : one day someone's gonna write a butthair yaoi umax fanfic

[22:26:56] @ Byne : and steel will not leave his room for days

[22:27:12] @ Norlond : masturbating furiously

[22:27:45] @ lex0r11 : i support masturbation.