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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:24 pm

Marge: [through Homer's fuzzy vision] Homer! Homer, he's not going to get tired. You've got to hit him back. Hit him back!

Homer: That cactus is right.

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:26 pm

Heres a short one but a good one-

Larry: "Wow, this guy is loaded. I mean sheesh. I've never seen a guy with a walk-in mailbox. I mean he's rich. Hey, who am I talking to?"

Episode- Burns, Baby Burns

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:27 pm

Burns: Hang on a moment, I don't remember writing a check for bowling!
Smithers: Er, that's your check for boweling sir.
Burns: Oh yes, that's very important. Do you remember the month I forgot?
Smithers: It was unpleasant for all involved sir.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:31 pm

[while Homer is sneaking into Burns' mansion]
Moe, Carl, Lenny: [cheering] Homer, Homer, he's our man, if he can't do it, no-one can!
Homer: [beset by hounds] Aaaaargghh!
Carl: Oh, I guess no-one can.
Lenny: He's done for. Let's get out of there!
Moe, Carl, Lenny: Aaaaaahhhhh!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:11 pm

Homer: Do you feel your heart going a mile a minute? That's what I feel all the time! Your left arm may also be numb.
Lisa: Dad, are you all right?
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by Rifneno on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:13 pm

RavenEyry wrote:Homer: Do you feel your heart going a mile a minute? That's what I feel all the time! Your left arm may also be numb.
Lisa: Dad, are you all right?

Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) Well, that's the first case I've ever seen of a man suffering four simultaneous heart attacks.

Lisa: I'm sorry, Dad.

Homer: It's all right. I understand. But we really could've used that $12,000.

Lisa: (uncomfortably) Um, Dad, 10% of $120 million isn't $12,000... it's...

(cut to outside the ward)

Hospital Loudspeaker: Code Blue! Code Blue!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:18 pm

Hibbert: I'm afraid the heart surgery will cost three thousand dollars.
Homer: Hrrgh! Grunt. *Thump*
Hibbert: Make that four thousand.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by Rifneno on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:27 pm



Text does not do the Canyonero justice.

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:34 pm

Ah, one of the rare youtube clips you can still get. Damn Fox.

Here's another: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKSnRkARktk
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by symbowles on Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:55 pm

See my vest!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3w4pjE90ZU

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:19 pm

Some more wiggum...

Wiggum (taking a call in the precinct):uh...no...you got the wrong number. This is 9-1...uh..2

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:58 pm

Must go to sleep, but I will leave you with one more-

[At Hans Moleman's solar energy booth]
Fossil Fuel Goon: So, this stuff really works?
Hans Moleman: Certainly does!
Fossil Fuel Goon: Oh well... lots of luck![Karate chops Moleman on back of neck]
[Fossil Fuel Goons drag Moleman's body away from Solar Energy booth, replace said booth with fossil fuel marketing]

Episode- The Last Temptation of Homer

Text really doesn't give it enough credit, its in my top 5 Simpsons moments for sure, its just so sudden and unexpected.

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:07 pm

"We'll be perfectly safe unless they send us to the planet of the apes were they... wait a minute... statue of liberty! That was our planet! And they blew it up! Damn them! Damn them all to hell!"

Words don't do this one justice either, because he kneels down and punches the floor just like Charlton Heston.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:57 pm

[In search for his soul mate, Homer calls a Personals ad.]

Homer: "Hello? Is this ..uh... G B M? Uh, yeah. I read in the personals you were seeking a soulmate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies. Uh-huh ... [apprehensively] uh, no, I don't like that ... or that ... No, it's not that I'm afraid. [now speaking very quickly] I'm gonna hang up now, bye-bye!"

Episode- El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer


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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:36 am

Thought of Homer at the Bat with all the Baseball hall of fame stuff going on -

Mr. Burns: No, Smithers, I've decided to bring in a few ringers. Professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "3-Finger" Brown...

Smithers: Sir?

Mr. Burns: What is it, Smithers?

Smithers: I'm afraid all those players have retired and... passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

Mr. Burns: Damnation! Alright, find me some good players. LIVING players! Scour the professional ranks. The American League, the National League, the Negro League!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by magnetite on Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:44 am

Quimby: Simpson you idiot! You spent your entire year's budget in a month. Your department is broke!

Homer: Oh no! Wait, I think I've got the perfect solution.

Quimby: You'd better, because those garbage men won't work for free.

-Trash of the Titans, season 9.
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:14 pm

This is for you Skillz found it! Simpsons comic 78!



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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:16 pm

(After Bart ruins Bob's date with Edna)
"That. Was Edna Krabappel. You only get ONE chance with Edna Krabappel. I hope you're happy."

It's the way he says it. Is it possible not to love Kelsey Grammar's voice?
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:27 pm

solidsnake78 wrote:This is for you Skillz found it! Simpsons comic 78!



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Whoa..my memory is really bad when it comes to ANYTHING not mass effect realted it seems. I have that comic lying around here somewhere. But i could have sworn i've heard him actually sayimg it. Well, thanks anyway.

Note: i really have a rather great memory...no idea how this could've happened..
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:32 pm

skillz1986 wrote:
solidsnake78 wrote:This is for you Skillz found it! Simpsons comic 78!



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Whoa..my memory is really bad when it comes to ANYTHING not mass effect realted it seems. I have that comic lying around here somewhere. But i could have sworn i've heard him actually sayimg it. Well, thanks anyway.

Note: i really have a rather great memory...no idea how this could've happened..

I had to really rack my brain. I just couldn't believe I hadn't seen the episode or remember it (I run a Simpsons blog for god sakes). So I figured, it had to be a game or comic.

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:40 pm

Wiggum: "Book 'em Lou! One count of being a bear and, er, one count of accomplice to being a bear!"
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by solidsnake78 on Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:23 pm

RavenEyry wrote:Wiggum: "Book 'em Lou! One count of being a bear and, er, one count of accomplice to being a bear!"

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:27 pm

And now for one of my favourite moments ever. It really needs context but I guess anyone here would know it.

Homer: *gasp* "HIS CORPSE IS CLIMBING THE BUILDING!"
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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by skillz1986 on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:59 pm

If i remember correctly, this is from the same episode raven just quoted from.

Quimby: You call yourselves bodyguards!? You're fired!
Ernie: Fired, huh? Who else you gonna find to take a bullet for ya?
Big Tom: Or have his genitals hooked up to a car battery?
Quimby: I'll tell ya who... Him!
Homer: Woohoo!
Marge: Homer, I don't think you were listening to what he just--
Homer: I said woo-hoo!

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Re: Random Simpsons quoting!

Post by RavenEyry on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:02 pm

Yes it is.

From a different one
Homer: "If I didn't have this gun the king of England could come waltzing through that door and start pushing you around! Is that what you want Marge?"

Later

Moe: "A gun isn't a toy! It's for hunting dangerous or delicious animals and keeping the king of England outta your face."
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